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Fighter not a Lover Interview [blank]

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Fighter not Lover meme

Rules:
1. Your OC can't touch the interviewer for whatever reason you choose.
2. You may use multiple OCs but it was created with the idea of one OC.
3. This was created for those who have killed. If they haven't killed, get out.
4. Made to test the reactions of OCs, sorry for being so damn impolite! I really am D:
6. IT IS COMPULSORY TO POST THESE RULES.
7. You don't need to tag, that question may be used for extra SASS from your OC towards the most charming interviewer. xP

1. Hey, what's your name?

2. How old are you?

3. And your gender?

4. Fine. What are/were your parents like?

5. We all need someone to watch our back, is there anyone to take care of you?

6. I see...In your opinion, are you a lover or a fighter? Don't say both.

7. And what do you think people view you as?

8. Talking of lovers, have you got a girl/boyfriend?

9. If not, why not? Do you think it's your fault or do you think it's their loss?

10. If you do, what are they like?

11. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Describe your life in one word.

12. Do you have a goal in life? In love?

13. Ever wanna have kids?

14. How would you like to die?

15. I'm sure we can arrange it for you soon. What's your favourite weapon?

16. Where do you live?

17. Sounds awful, how do you manage to live in such a dump?

18. What's...what's that smell?

19. It's you. You stink! When was the last time you showered exactly?

20. Mhm yeah it shows. ¬_¬

21. Do you have a theme tune, do you think? Perhaps one your creator found for you?

22. Do you like it?

23. How do you feel about your creator (don't forget they selected this interview for you)?

24. Ever killed anyone?

25. Thought as much. I'm impressed. Ever killed a family member? Why?

26. A friend? Why?

27. A lover? Why?

28. A cop or other law enforcer? Yu-huh, I'm not sure I need to ask why here.

29. And how about yourself? I mean, have you ever considered ending your life? Other than the obvious stupidly pathetic life you lead bringing you down, what else made you consider?

30. And who/what stopped you?

31. If you had killed yourself, would anyone have felt bad about it? Friends, acquaintances, family, lovers?

32. And I suppose you're glad you didn't?

33. Yes, well great. I'd love to say it's been a pleasure talking to you but it really wasn't.

34. You gonna tag any more people to do this so they can feel your pain?

35. Whatever. See ya later (though I really hope not).
I created this for all those mean/tough OCs who end up arguing at normal interviews.

This is deliberatly rude so if you don't want your OCs to be mildly insulted, don't do this meme.

Whatever the reason, your OC can't harm the interviewer.
You may mention this if you wish but there's nothing in there to suggest it.

Also, this is designed for the killers. If they haven't killed then they're not going to have as much fun (four questions or so are dedicated to killing people ouo).


I personally have a few OCs to abuse interview.

I hope you like it or at least fill it in xD


I know tagging really sucks and I don't usually do it but it'd be pretty cool for more people to do this.

I do love interview memes. :love:

When done, I'd love a link so I can see it too and a link to the blank version in the description.
Thanks :)
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ChillytheBear's avatar
Dune probably will be confused through have of this. He’s kinda a dumbass (I’ma do this later)